Sugar Cookies always smell better than they taste
Eat a dozen
Family Feud! Family Feud! - Not seen on TV
Confession: I bit off Santa's head, but it was a cookie.
We're out of eggs
My stomach hurts
No one bought gifts for the dog or the cat
Emergency shopping trip!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Santa is on the cross, dying for our sins
Except the cross is a pine tree
And our sins are presents wrestled out of another shopper's hands on Black Friday
The cat knocked over the Christmas Tree
The best ornament is broken
Dad is screaming
Mom is smoking
Someone pretends to be homemaker, peacemaker, undertaker
Inevitably, the fire alarm will go off
and it's a mad dash--a horse race--to wrap the presents
Don't Look! Don't Look! You can't come in
She has more presents than me.
BECAUSE SANTA IS NOT REAL
Out of paper! Out of bags! Out of tape!
Newspaper! Paper bags! Origami!
No pictures. Get that camera away from me.
My hair, make up, nails are not done.
Merry Christmas, everyone.